The Consortium
"Your satisfactition is our desire"
The benefits of standing all day :- Improved circulation
- Less/more inertia
- Every week end is like a vacation !
- Sitting is for the weak !
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Attention consortium employees. It's that time of year again. Time to dust the old brains off and come up with a new company slogan. We refound that revenue spikes every time we change our appearance so it's time to bring our forward thinking innovative thought process to bear on this project. Be sure to leverage all your mental assets ! The winner this year gets a very attractive warm beverage holder !
Whoever submits the worst entry will be encouraged to seek employment elsewhere.
Good luck and most importantly, have fun !
The Consortium is a premier omnichannel provider of iconic brands, planning solutions, and customer-centred services.
Missions statement : we pledge to support our shareholder, vendors, customers, and employees as they endeavor to achieve prosperity and realize their dreams, all thanks to our wide array of products and services.
Due to prolonged water break conversations, management has decided the number of ladles to one.
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